Glee; Pretending.
Will we ever say the words we’re feeling?
Reach down underneath and tear down all the walls?
Will we ever have a happy ending,
Or will we forever only be pretending?
My door's always open
"My heart is full and my door's always open
You can come anytime you want"
May
26
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]
Mar
8
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80’s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie.
Easy A (via yourstrulylp)
Feb
24
“Hey there sexy lady. There’s something I really, really wanna say to you. I love how you eat your lunch with your little plastic gloves and they crinkle and make the cutest sound I’ve ever heard in my life. Why don’t you pick up some wine coolers and come over here and it will just be one night of let’s just get crazy let’s just get crazy. Crazy, rolling around in the hay. As I was just in some hay earlier tonight. Hey and I rode a bull and I was thinking of you.” -Will Schuester
LOL I DIED.
I Won’t
Fake an orgasm with you. If you get me off, you’ll know. If you don’t, you’ll know.
If you can
make a sauce from scratch, your entire prep time will be comprised me of wanting to fuck you.
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